{"product_id":"9780060821173","title":"We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes","description":"By: Patrick Jennings     \u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI am a snake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I’m a gopher snake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I’m male. I’m not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I’d eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called “Breakfast.” I didn’t lay a coil on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGunnar thinks I’ll be his adoring pet. He’s wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"US - Paperback \/ softback","offer_id":48094576181475,"sku":"DTRHCUS-9780060821173","price":62.0,"currency_code":"HKD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1778\/4925\/files\/9780060821173.jpg?v=1770677194","url":"https:\/\/buybookbook.com\/zh-mo\/products\/9780060821173","provider":"買書書 BuyBookBook","version":"1.0","type":"link"}