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Author: James Campbell | Age: 7-9 | English | Page: 240 | Paperback | 15.2 x 18.9 cm
Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need!
Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED - this IS NOT a normal book.You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between.
This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things.
WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.
“I've yet to meet a ten-year-old who hasn't been entranced by its witty, complex plot and the character of the eponymous Harry” – Independent
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“Teachers say a chapter can silence the most rowdy of classes” – Guardian
“One of the greatest literary adventures of modern times” – Sunday Telegraph
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“Spellbinding, enchanting, bewitching stuff” – Mirror
“Teachers say a chapter can silence the most rowdy of classes” – Guardian
“One of the greatest literary adventures of modern times” – Sunday Telegraph
“The Harry Potter stories will join that small group of children's books which are read and reread into adulthood” – TLS
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